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8th August 2014

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theyellowbrickroad:

George w bush is here and ready to party

theyellowbrickroad:

George w bush is here and ready to party

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8th August 2014

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When you find out the shy girl is a freak

holybolognajabronies:

navela360:

maghrabiyya:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

Me: so what u tryna do image

Her: idk… im not really experienced but theres some things i wanna try..

Me: like what

Her: I dont wanna say…. im shy…

Me:  It’s ok i dont judge

Her:  Well …. oh gosh um… i kinda want u to tie me to the bed and fuck my throat until i cant breathe

Me:

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SCREAMING CUS THIS IS ME I AM SHY GIRL

Lol that’s us

Lol then God bless you and He make more like ya

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8th August 2014

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How To Date:

reallybigsword:

spreadlovenotlies:

Step 1- Buy her pizza.

Step 2- Make her cum.

Step 3 - watch your weak ass relationship fall apart after six weeks when you realize you both have the personalities of an unwashed cheese grater

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8th August 2014

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nbacooldudes:

Ricky Rubio and Nikola Peković — Minnesota Timberwolves

nbacooldudes:

Ricky Rubio and Nikola Peković — Minnesota Timberwolves

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8th August 2014

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cakejam:

when there’s no food in the fridge

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8th August 2014

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8th August 2014

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thisshitfunny:

i want a nasty bitch that would grab my dick during grace @ Thanksgiving Dinner 

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8th August 2014

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flying-blades:

ultrayawn:

qq45xx:

coripoderosa:

bowsandberettas:

HYBRID

levels to this shit

Yo what

Yeah the carryout game evolved

INNOVATIVE

flying-blades:

ultrayawn:

qq45xx:

coripoderosa:

bowsandberettas:

HYBRID

levels to this shit

Yo what

Yeah the carryout game evolved

INNOVATIVE

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8th August 2014

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larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

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8th August 2014

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