George w bush is here and ready to party
Me: so what u tryna do
Her: idk… im not really experienced but theres some things i wanna try..
Me: like what
Her: I dont wanna say…. im shy…
Me: It’s ok i dont judge
Her: Well …. oh gosh um… i kinda want u to tie me to the bed and fuck my throat until i cant breathe
SCREAMING CUS THIS IS ME I AM SHY GIRL
Lol that’s us
Lol then God bless you and He make more like ya
Step 1- Buy her pizza.
Step 2- Make her cum.
Step 3 - watch your weak ass relationship fall apart after six weeks when you realize you both have the personalities of an unwashed cheese grater
Ricky Rubio and Nikola Peković — Minnesota Timberwolves
when there’s no food in the fridge
i want a nasty bitch that would grab my dick during grace @ Thanksgiving Dinner
levels to this shit
Yeah the carryout game evolved
whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004
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